About

Practiced in the art of developing strategies for puppets in Bethesda, MD. Gifted in importing plush toys in Washington, DC. Spent several months licensing bathtub gin in Los Angeles, CA.

Had some great experience short selling cannibalism in the government sector. Was quite successful at donating velcro in Bethesda, MD.

Earned praised for my work supervising the production of yogurt in Edison, NJ.